dAyUm iSh bEen a LonG aSs tiMe siNcE i wRoTe in diS biTcH mAyUn...hAHa! weLL yAh bEen bUsY i gUeSs, nE wAiSe... oH sHiEt aLmOsT x-mAs 2 mOrE fAwkiN dAy'Z...HahA! hoPfuLLy i gOt eErR tiNg i wAnTeD,hErE'Z dAh LiL LiSt...HOLLA!

X-mAS LiSt...

1.rEd cLotH'Z,pAnT'Z

2.rEd,bLaCk,gReY coLorEd hAt'Z

3.rEd oR bLaCk bEaNiE'Z,bEaniE viSoRe

4.Cd'Z... rAp oR rEgGaE

5.MiChAeL jAcKsOn'Z pOsTeR

6.miChAeL jAcKsOn gLoVe'Z

7.sPyDer paiNtbALL gUn...HOLLA!

8.bOx oF cOnDoM'Z...fOr LoOk'Z onLy

9.nEw kuKoi nuT'Z

10.rOuNd tRiP tiCkET tO HAWAII 

LoOk dAt pOem,dAh tiNg frM mAhh oLd xAnGa...hAHa!weLL ne waiSe...tOdAi fEr mE wuZ aiiTe,mE aN mAh dAd wUz siNgiNg oN oUr kArAoKe...sHiT wUz boMb cKuZ i siNg liKe wUn pRo,i nO liKe bRanG bUtT pEoPLe sAiD i sOunD liKe uShEr...hAHa! nAh,Nah juS joKe'S... weLL'Z iMma eNd diS riGh hUrR dEn pAysH...HOLLA!

bUgOysOkyOotE...

               i dOnT kNo wHaT

             tOmMorOw bRiNg'Z;

                bUtT rEsT aSsuRe

            yOu cAn cOunT oN mE

wHaTeVeR tAnGlEd wEb'S wE wEaVe

       hAnD iN hAnD iT'S yOu aN mE

      tOgEthEr wE'LL fAcE oUr fEaRs

             we'LL sHeD oUr tEaR'S

 wHaTevEr cOmE'S oUr wAy, mA fRiEnD

                      i'LL bE dUrR

YO,YO,YO wUhSaWp niGguH'Z?hAHa juS jOkiNg mAyUn...weLL'Z mE cHiLLiN bOuT u dAs dAh qUesTiOn?hAHa iM a fUnNy mAn hUh lAdiE'S aNd geNtLe mEn...AiTE eNuFF iMMa sToP sCriBLiN sHiT dOwN nOw...HOLLA!

bUgOysOkYoOtE...